Weapon Of Mass Destruction Found In Iraq

Chuck Norris is visiting the troops this week.  His itinerary includes touring bases, speaking at USO functions, and crushing the insurgency with his bare hands.  

Because One Post Is Not Enough To Hold Chuck Norris

This picture gets more awesome the longer you look at it.  They should just photoshop Kevin Spacey out of it and put the whole thing on the back of the hundred dollar bill. 

What's that?  I'm sorry, I just received word that the man standing dangerously close to Chizzle Nizzle is actually former presidential hopeful and continuing evolution disbeliever, Mike Huckabee. In a related story, Mrs. Norris has announced that she is expecting.  Doctors have determined that the child was conceived at the instant this photo was snapped.  Seriously, dude.  That's all it takes.