Uno crushed the Westminster Dog Show on Tuesday night, becoming the first beagle in history to win "Best In Show". After his victory, Uno retreated to a private after-party at the exclusive Union Square dog run, where the champion partied until the wee hours with the entire toy poodle group and good friend and beagle icon, Snoopy.
"Hey, suit, fill this bitch with toilet water. I'm drinking 'til I puke tonight."
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This will be an abbreviated bender since I am on my BeeBeery on a train to New Jersey, the seat of all things good and pure in humankind. Now I love the fact that this underdog won; he's like Frodo with bigger ears. But here is my general question about god shows: do you think the dog knows it's performing? Or do you think the dog is like, "Here we go again with the running, grabbing at me, yada yada... Just gimme my milk bone and the yard, dude." Any dog shamans out there who can shed some light here on the canine mind?
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